Hunding Quotes

“Hunding, stop skulking in the hallway and get in here.”
The bellhop poked his head around the doorway. “I wasn’t skulking,” he said defensively. “I was lingering.”
“Come in. I need you to do three things. One: Find a way to track Thor’s FitnessKnut. Report his whereabouts at all times.”
“Won’t he just circle the worlds in order?”
I made a face. “Thor’s sense of direction is terrible. His path will likely be erratic. Moving on. Two: Have squads of einherjar launch surprise attacks on the Bifrost. I want to know that Heimdall is on guard.”
“Very good, sir. And the third thing?”
“Inform the thanes that as of tomorrow, I will be unavailable for a while.” I transformed my appearance from a rugged one-eyed god of wisdom to a beautiful two-eyed woman clad in chain mail. “I will be living with my Valkyries to decide for myself which of them deserves to be captain.”
Hunding raised a hairy eyebrow. “An idea from Utgard-Loki, Lord Odin?”
“Wisdom can be gleaned from any source if one only looks hard enough.” I paused, thinking. “Let’s put that on a T-shirt. And, Hunding?”
“My lord?”
I transformed back into my true form. “Download cute baby goat videos to my phablet. I must learn what all the fuss is about.”
― Rick Riordan, 9 From the Nine Worlds