Ilsa Madden Mills Quotes

“Alright, then. Crazy Carl saves the day! By the power vested in me by the aliens, I pronounce you participants in this hypothetical revenge pact. You may now drink up.”
― Ilsa Madden-Mills, The Revenge Pact

“I'm hyptothetically confused. There're are too many fake people in this conversation.”
― Ilsa Madden-Mills, The Revenge Pact

“Dammit. Forgot my clothes. Again. My brain truly is the Bermuda triangle. Info comes in and poof, it vanishes. I have excellent recall for the oddest things. Mating rituals? Check. Football stats? Locked and loaded. Movie quotes? Branded in my skull. My classes at Braxton? Freaking ghost town with tumbleweeds blowing through it. That plane has flown over thr triangle and disappeard.”
― Ilsa Madden-Mills, The Revenge Pact