Inappropriate But Funny Quotes

“There is no need for that language, or for the yelling, I’m on the phone with you, not a thousand miles away. I can hear you perfectly.”
He was such a dickhead”
― L.A. Casey, Ryder

“I had a hard-on that would impress my dad”
― Bruce Campbell, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way

“I was not going to relinquish the prized penis to him or anyone else, so the airborne felon and I became engaged in an old-fashioned tug-of-war, with the pickled, stoutly inelastic organ pulled taut in our opposing grasp.”
― Bruce Campbell, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way