Inappropriate Humor Quotes

“That dream I had about the boss last night," she leaned closer. "It was dirty.

Giggling at the shock on Tatianna's face Evie spun back around, only to halt immediately in her tracks.

Swallowing a lump in her throat, her eyes as wide as saucers, Evie said, "Hello Sir! Any chance you'd like to add my head to the entryway?”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“Isn't reduced brain damage a good thing?' asked Nathan.

'Oh, totally--I wish I had reduced brain damage, or at least, I wish bananas didn't taste like tangerines all the damn time--but this isn't the good kind of reduced brain damage.”
― Mira Grant, Parasite

“The best jokes are uncalled-for.”
― Julien Torma, 4 Dada Suicides: Selected Texts of Arthur Cravan, Jacques Rigaut, Julien Torma & Jacques Vaché

“Melissa had faith in God and Theo had faith in the fertile Boratto testicles.”
― Darren Shan