Intelligent Humor Quotes

“There is a sort of mental treason
That smothers dreams outside of reason”
― Mike Corbett, Laughter of the Damned

“A guilty conscience is jealousy's playground.”
― L. Quick

“You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that.”
― Albert Camus

“Cynicism is extremely contagious, and the most pious among us cannot long endure its potency. The gullible should be on their guard, however, since this endearing quality frequently masquerades as wit.”
― Mike Corbett

“Confidence is highly erotic.”
― K.D. Harp, Blackmail

“I am fashionably unimpressed with the material world. I am moved by the beauty of aspiration, and I hope that I can elevate myself to the standards I have imposed on others.”
― Mike Corbett, Laughter of the Damned

“Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's.”
― K.D. Harp, Blackmail

“No quality imparts apparent strength to its possessors more effectively than faith. From hospital beds to battlefields, it is the iron that strengthens a man to confront his destiny.”
― Mike Corbett, Laughter of the Damned

“Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.”
― Sheeja Jose, Goodbye Girl