Intimidating Yet Funny Quotes

“I don’t mind you pouring lemonade or whatever on us, but as soon as you hit a woman, I get mad. And that’s one show you don’t want the curtains to go up on.”
― Ray Smith, The Magnolia That Bloomed Unseen

“We drove in silence for a while.
“Can I have a gun?” I asked.
“No!”
“Just a little one? For my handbag? It’ll give me some street cred with the client.”
“No! No! No!”
His clenched fists pounded the steering wheel with each word.

- heller 1”
― j d nixon