Iron Druid Chronicles Quotes

“A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded

“As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can't understand what it means until you've read a few chapters and your eyes are glazed over and someone has to revive you with a defibrillator.”
― Kevin Hearne, Tricked

“Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED”
― Kevin Hearne, Two Ravens and One Crow

“This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded

“I jumped up and down and swore violently in seventeen languages.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded