Jake Gallo Quotes

“I packed my stuff, left my cactus BILLY with the neighbors, and got a taxi to the bus station.”
― Gerry Alanguilan, Elmer

“Aw, dad... this isn't another one of those "oh, you're LUCKY you didn't have to peck dry corn and uncooked rice off the dirt!" kind of thing is it?”
― Gerry Alanguilan, Elmer