Janitor Quotes

“No one pays attention to the janitor.”
― C.A. Higgins, Lightless

“Golfers flexing on other golfers for having Androids will never not be inadvertently hilarious. iPhones are also owned by Janitors, the job that's at the bottom of the perceived status pile, and I'd rather golf with a man who spends his time cleaning than a dirty pseudo snob.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The Janitor: You're the only one around here that treats me like a real person.

Elliot: What did you say?

The Janitor: There was one other girl a few years ago: red-haired doctor. She used to eat lunch with me, until the other residents started making fun of her. They called her Janitor-lunch-eater. Not the most clever group...Anyway, I know that you don't think about me the way that I think about you. And I never really believed that you would or that you could. But just pretending for today made me feel good for a change.

Elliott: It's okay. I actually had a good time.

The Janitor: Thanks...Elliot.”
― Bill Lawrence

“The energy used to follow Martin Luther King Jr.’s suggestion to strive to be the best street sweeper could be used to study or to look for a better job.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of the things some people have are so expensive that you’d swear it is their maids, not them, who live where they live.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Maria was waiting for the bus. Her body is cramped, like from the workday before and the workday tomorrow. Today during her shift, she stared so long at a toilet she cleaned that when she flushed it down with bleach, an irrecoverable part of her went with it. She shivers.”
― Karl Kristian Flores, The Goodbye Song