Jerkoff Quotes

“How do is start the process call "JerkOff"? - Pretty interesting question, I just found how it starts. It comes in your mind dirty stuff, like woman sucks a cock, woman sucks a dick => (then auto it starts), animal porn, woman sucks horse dick, woman sucks giraffe dick... okay I little far went as I can this probably doesn't exist I haven't saw, but watching how man sucks a dick one moment comes when you want to watch lesbians don't you... want???
From there is possibility Shemale to be in an lesbian? Is there???
Or she doesn't have any sex???
In case she looks like a woman and have a dick, woman = woman, dick = man. Pretty interesting!...

So let's go back, probably you have chance to see in school some kind a porn, some kind a kisses, which go far and far. But from there you see the boobs, then the feet from boobs it comes in your mind dick between the boobs, for feet comes feetjob. Then blowjob and so on and so on. But stop for a moment!
You really don't need jerkoff it ruins everything, think clear if you want read this as much times as possible...”
― Deyth Banger

“What's a jagoff?" Stich asked.
"It's like a jerkoff, except it's you," Kat said.”
― Nelson W. Pyles, Demons, Dolls, & Milkshakes

“sex
I am driving down Wilton Avenue
when this girl of about 15
dressed in tight blue jeans
that grip her behind like two hands
steps out in front of my car
I stop to let her cross the street
and as I watch her contours waving
she looks directly through my windshield
at me
with purple eyes
and then blows
out of her mouth
the largest pink globe of
bubble gum
I have ever seen
while I am listening to Beethoven
on the car radio.
she enters a small grocery store
and is gone
and I am left with
Ludwig.”
― Charles Bukowski, Love Is a Dog from Hell