Joke Book Quotes

“In 1863, Abraham Lincoln declared two Thanksgivings. One was held in August. The second, held in November, was to give thanks for the nation's blessings. This fall celebration caught on and has been a tradition ever since.”
― Linda Bozzo, Corny Thanksgiving Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage.”
― Linda Bozzo, Kooky Halloween Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

“What do you call a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.”
― Joseph Rosenbloom, Biggest Riddle Book in the World

“대전마사지ブ영동마사지 아밤 ABам34쫌컴 화정마사지대전마사지ブ영동마사지 아밤 ABам34쫌컴 화정마사지대전마사지ブ영동마사지 아밤 ABам34쫌컴 화정마사지대전마사지ブ영동마사지 아밤 ABам34쫌컴 화정마사지대전마사지ブ영동마사지 아밤 ABам34쫌컴 화정마사지”
― 대전마사지ブ영동마사지 아밤 ABам34쫌컴 화정마사지

“Stop! My tummy is sore from all the jiggling. These jokes are too funny!”
― Evelyn Bookless