Jokes About Death Quotes

“I'm gonna go crack open a cold one with the boys." Brennan grinned mischievously.

"DUDE!" James yelled after him, "You gotta stop referring to autopsies that way!”
― Ryan J. Gutierrez, Scars in Time: A Novel

“Highgate Cemetery's near me."
"I'm hoping to be there myself, in a week or two."
"Oh, on one of their cemetery tours?"
"No, dead. In the ground. Mortal coil: shuffled off."
"Okay, then," says Kate, grabbing her handbag and swinging it onto her shoulder. "See you next week, Mrs. Finn."
"Not if I'm dead," says Cecily.
"If you are, I'll swing by Highgate and pay my respects."
"Touché," says Cecily, and although Kate doesn't turn around, she could swear Cecily is smiling.”
― Vicky Zimmerman, Miss Cecily's Recipes for Exceptional Ladies