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Jonathan Dunne Finding Jesus Quotes

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Jonathan  Dunne
“Woman, allow a little magic back into your life. Remember the curiosity that glowed inside of you as a little girl? Where is that gone, sweet ole’ thing?”
Jonathan Dunne, Finding Jesus

Jonathan  Dunne
“Martin Luther King had a dream too,’ snaps Michael, ‘and look where that got him!”
Jonathan Dunne, Finding Jesus

Jonathan  Dunne
“Jesus growls, ‘Man is his own worst enemy! Nothing but a cannibal eating his own head; a volatile, self-obsessed hybrid, that never should’ve been allowed to evolve. Let them swallow each other up!”
Jonathan Dunne, Finding Jesus

Jonathan  Dunne
“Once again, Jesus turns to the crowds. ‘Oh, by the way, souls don’t exist, despite the rumours. I was merely being poetic. The fact remains that you are mainly water — 60-70% I believe — blood, guts, bones, and some of you have brains. Your soul was invented by those living loved ones to help justify the dead’s ethereal journey to the afterlife. There is no journey. Life itself is a dead-end. And, by association, the afterlife doesn’t exist. Sorry to be a bit of a party-pooper. Mother insisted that I put you all in the picture. Moral of the story? Enjoy life while you can, and never take an extra minute for granted, because Mother can grin and bare her razor teeth whenever and whenever she likes.”
Jonathan Dunne, Finding Jesus