Juno Quotes

“Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream... ”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“But if my forces are not enough, I am hardly the one to relent, I’ll plead for the help I need, wherever it may be - if I cannot sway the heavens, I’ll wake the powers of hell!”
― Virgil, The Aeneid

“But there were also times when she cried out in the darkness biting her lips - cried out against the substance of her age: for it was now that she should be young; now above all other times, with the wisdom in her, the wisdom that was frittered away in her 'teens', set aside in her twenties, now, lying there, palpable and with forty summers gone. She clenched her hands together. What good was wisdom; what good was anything when the fawn is fled from the grove?”
― Mervyn Peake, Titus Alone

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

“Because I know you, Percy Jackson. In many ways, you are impulsive, but when it
comes to your friends, you are as constant as a compass needle. You are unswervingly
loyal, and you inspire loyalty. You are the glue that will unite the seven.”

“Great,” Percy said. “I always wanted to be glue.”

Juno laced her crooked fingers.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

“Jupiter's welcome to more from his Juno if he can get it”
― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, EROTICA ROMANA

“The design is mine. The daring, yours.”
― Virgil, The Aeneid

“I'm sure I wasn't the only one who had like 15 Juno emails just to keep the free dial-up.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat