Kermit The Frog Quotes

“Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament.”
― Jim Henson, It's Not Easy Being Green and Other Things to Consider

“You can propose on our honeymoon
[Miss Piggy to Kermit the Frog]”
― Miss Piggy

“Who said that ev’ry wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the
Morning star?
Somebody thought of that,
And someone believed it,
Look what it’s done so far”
― Kermit the Frog

“Important Bridesmaids notes: Harrison only allowed one beer before the service and one whisky for courage before the speech. When drunk has a tendency to a)Ramble b)Do the robot dance c) Take off his shoes and swing them around his head by the laces. Michelle only allowed one glass of champagne before the service and one gin and tonic for courage before her speech a) Slur b) burst into a spontaneous rap c) Prank call her boss pretending to be Kermit the Frog”
― Katy Birchall, The Secret Bridesmaid