Kerry Thomas Quotes

“Good guys are boring. Bad guys are hot.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“You hurt me, I hurt you worse.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“Ash, be honest. In a fight between me and a serial killer, who would win?”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“If and when he breaks my heart, I'll gather up all the pieces and duct tape them back together.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“The English language is my bitch. I like to bend it over the table and have my way with it.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“Friends were just liabilities waiting to happen.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“Ash, if you must play avenging angel, could you do it a bit quieter? I've got this awful headache.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“You hear that, boys? No one is responsible for your actions but you. Do you want to be someone’s morning-after regret? Because if so, you’re a terrible person, and you deserve to go to jail. If not, spare some thought to the consequences before you decide to pick up that drunk chick at the bar.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“If he tries to date anyone else, I'll castrate him, so that makes us exclusive, right?”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“The English language is my bitch. I like to bend it over the table and have my way with it.”
― K. B. Rainwater

“Friends were just liabilities waiting to happen.”
― K. B. Rainwater