Kids Suck Quotes

“We hate our friends' kids. You get completely stressed when Kyle and Lara bring their boys to our home and they put their chocolaty fingerprints over everything and nearly burst your eardrums with their incessant noise. You have to take a handful of Nurofen the minute they've gone.”
― Carole Matthews, The Chocolate Lovers' Club

“I was clear from the very beginning that I didn't want kids, so it's not like I misled him. But then I realized he thought I'd change my mind."
"Ugh. I hate when men think you don't know yourself."
"Occasionally, people do change their minds, but I've known since I was sixteen." Vivian paused. "With all the time I spent looking after my younger brothers and sister, I realized I didn't want to go through that again. And I'm really not a fan of the baby and toddler stages. Toddler logic and tantrums?" She shuddered.”
― Jackie Lau, Donut Fall in Love

“Behind me was a cacophony of children's voices, raised in high-pitched squeals and screams of excitement, the occasional cry of a toddler who must've fallen down, the yell of a parent telling a kid to stop putting mulch in your mouth or let go of your brother. "I don't know if I want kids, either.”
― Alicia Thompson, Love in the Time of Serial Killers

“At the liquor store, we select a bottle of wine based on one very important factor: price. The cheaper the better. Then we head home, change into comfier clothes, pull out our plastic wineglasses (very classy), and start up a K-drama that we've been meaning to watch for ages.
See? This is the great thing about being in your thirties, childless, and living with a roommate. You can do things like this, whereas Allison is probably wrangling her children into bed, trying to reason with them about monsters under the bed or similar.”
― Jackie Lau, Love, Lies, and Cherry Pie