Kowalski Quotes

“Who’s Beth?” Keri asked.
“The bartender at your wedding.”
“Oh, that’s right. How could I forget when
my husband almost got thrown out of our own
reception for trying to hire her like a hooker or
something.”
“What’s a hooker?” Bobby asked.
Keri’s island tan flushed pink. “Oops.”
“You put it on the end of a fishing pole,
dummy,” Brian explained.
Bobby frowned. “Uncle Joe tried to hire a
worm?”
― Shannon Stacey, Undeniably Yours

“Sometimes you can't stand the sound of her voice and other times you wonder how you'd even breathe if she wasn't there. That's marriage, and she'll feel the same way.”
― Shannon Stacey, Taken with You

“Get that Property Of Whitford Public Library stamp and stamp it right on his forehead. Then cross out the library's name and write yours”
― Shannon Stacey, Taken with You

“If you don't want to keep him, then pretend he's a book. Enjoy him for two weeks, then return him”
― Shannon Stacey, Taken with You

“My colleague deciphered some bits of the writing on the wolf-totem jar. He found a smattering of words and phrases that spoke of death and destruction. Nothing more."
"So basically a waning label," Painter said.
Kowalski frowned, "Why didn't they just slap it with a skull and crossbones to begin with? It would've saved everyone a bunch of trouble.”
― James Rollins, The Devil Colony