Larry David Quotes

“If Larry David were living in 18th century France and heard the peasants had no bread, his response "Let them eat cake" would have made people laugh. But when Marie Antoinette said it, they chopped off her head.”
― Nell Scovell, Just the Funny Parts: ... And a Few Hard Truths About Sneaking Into the Hollywood Boys' Club

“Curb Your Enthusiasm comedian Larry David, who was officiating at the wedding, was at Musk's table, and when they sat down, David seemed to be fuming. "Do you just want to murder kids in schools?" he asked Musk.

"No, no," Musk stuttered, both baffled and annoyed. "I'm anti-kid murder."

"Then how could you vote Republican?" David asked.”
― Walter Issacson