Laughed Out Loud Quotes

“Just remember: when your nerd talks to someone about "man tar", it has nothing to do with the stickiness on your sheets.”
― Piper Vaughn Xara X Xanakas

“He does this cool trick where his ass swallows a load then blows the cum back in your mouth like a whale.”
― Dennis Cooper, The Sluts

“Anna tugged at Heddy's denim shorts, holding a charred-over remnant of a Roman candle firework she found on the ground. "Will you carry me?”
― Brooke Lea Foster, Summer Darlings

“And this is where you'll pinch a brown loaf," Teddy said, pointing at the toilet in a small adjoining bathroom...”
― Brooke Lea Foster, Summer Darlings