Laughing Gas Quotes

“Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge? I do. The church has always been afraid of that tree. It still is afraid of knowledge. Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. I believe in the brain of man.”
― Clarence Darrow

“Come on! Laugh at it all! Or at least laugh at something!
All the shit will still be there to deal with when you're done,
but you'll be in better shape to deal with it!”
― Shellen Lubin

“It's called Gelotology.
(Because it gives you Gelo Belly?)

Beyond a giggle, a titter, a chuckle,
and way past groaning
(although groaning has its profound effects as well),
it shakes your very corpuscles,
a good belly laugh.

It releases endorphins,
stimulates the body's painkillers,
increases neuropeptides which boosts the immune system,
expands blood vessels.
What?????

It relaxes tension
and makes you feel happier
no matter what the current conditions.”
― Shellen Lubin

“They say COVID is spread by mouths and noses, but scientists are now saying the greatest risk is assholes.”
― Shellen Lubin