Left At The Altar Quotes

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Cary Attwell
Dear Aunt Patty,

Thank you for coming to be part of what definitely ranks in the top five worst days of my life. While your generosity is appreciated, I am returning this gift, as forced bachelorhood necessitates total abstinence from bamboo placemats and matching napkin rings in my daily life.

Sincerely,
Emory


Too much?”
Cary Attwell, The Other Guy

Cary Attwell
“Hal frowned. "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Uh, live in a tropical paradise for a week and sip fruity drinks with umbrellas in them by the pool? Yeah, Hal," I said, cranking up the sarcasm far past eleven, "that's a fate worse than death. I don't know what I was thinking."

"No," he said, stretching the word out longer than was healthy for it, "I was thinking more like going on a honeymoon without a wife."

I dropped a sock and looked up at him, stung. "Don't rub it in, man.”
Cary Attwell, The Other Guy