Let It Snow Quotes

“Maybe you've never fallen into a frozen stream. Here's what happens.
1. It is cold. So cold that the Department of Temperature Acknowledgment and Regulation in you brain gets the readings and says, "I can't deal with this. I'm out of here." It puts up the OUT TO LUNCH sign and passes all responsibility to the...
2. Department of Pain and the Processing Thereof, which gets all this gobbledygook from the temperature department that it can't understand. "This is so not our job," it says. So it just starts hitting random buttons, filling you with strange and unpleasant sensations, and calls the...
3. Office of Confusion and Panic, where there is always someone ready to hop on the phone the moment it rings. This office is at least willing to take some action. The Office of Confusion and Panic loves hitting buttons.”
― Maureen Johnson, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“If by that you mean that I dislike celebrity magazines, prefer food to anorexia, refuse to watch TV shows about models, and hate the color pink, then yes. I am proud to be not really a girl.”
― John Green, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table.”
― Maureen Johnson, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move on, pet.”
― Lauren Myracle

“There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.”
― Maureen Johnson, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a high, keening note - kind of the sound I imagine a mermaid might make if you punched her in the face.”
― Maureen Johnson, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours. In my bedroom.”
― Maureen Johnson, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“being in a bad mood with your friends beats being in a bad mood without them.”
― John Green

“Any sentence that combined "I love you" and "but" could not be good.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“Every girl on the planet was familiar to one-last-time e-mail checks.”
― Lauren Myracle

“We go to the same school. The same small school. Surely it would be hard to ignore someone in a school that small.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“You obliterated me.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“In galactic terms, four years is but a nano-second.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“But sometimes I need someone to shine a little light on me, too.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“But what that means, sadly is that he has no depth. He’s never had to work for anything in his life.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“If you had the choice, would you pick Jeb over me?”
“In a heartbeat,” I said.
“Ouch,” he said.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“Enough with the angel bit,” I said. “I’m not kidding. If the universe gave me you as my angel, then I deserve a refund.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“Adeline, you make things so much harder for yourself than you have to," she said. “Silly girl, it’s not what the universe gives us that matters. It’s what we give the universe.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“Stuart Weintraub was not only without Chloe, but also without sad Stuart eyes!”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“His happiness made him look super cute, too.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets her wings.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“My cells sang.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“It seemed like a lifetime ago.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“I‘m going to kiss you now,” I warned him, since I knew how he felt about being mushy in public.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“I was going for flirtatious, along the lines of the scene in Jerry Maguire when Renee Zellweger told Tom Cruise, “You had me at hello.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“It’s a Wonderful Life movie.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“Rufus Wainwright’s cover of “Hallelujah”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“Jeb is going to grow up to be the kind of man who spends his Saturdays teaching his little boy to ride a bike.
“Or little girl,” I said. “Or twins! Maybe we’ll have twins!”
“Charlie, on the other hand, will be off playing golf while his kid kills people on Xbox. Charlie will be dashing and debonair, and he’ll buy his kid all kinds of crap, but he’ll never actually be there.”
― Lauren Myracle, Let It Snow

“There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, and then all at once it gets awkward. All at once, she sees you looking at her, and then she doesn't want to joke around with you anymore, because she doesn't want to seem flirty, because she doesn't want you to think she likes you. It's such a disaster, whenever, in the course of human relationships, someone begins to chisel away at the wall of separation between friendship and kissing. Breaking down that wall is the kind of story that might have a happy middle - oh, look, we broke down this wall, I'm going to look at you like a girl and you're going to look at me like a boy and we're going to play a fun game called Can I Put My Hand There What About There What About There. And sometimes that happy middle looks so great that you can convince yourself that it's not the middle but will last forever.”
― John Green, Let It Snow

“But wait,“ he said in the robotic voice of a bad infomercial host, “You ignored someone in a school that small!”
― Lauren Myracle