Llama Quotes

“Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.”
― Jodi Picoult, Lone Wolf

“Gary nips my finger and starts clawing his way up my shoulder, hissing like an angry kettle. It's just not natural for something so cute and fluffy to be so nasty.

I look at Nick in distress. "Why is he spitting at me?"
"Maybe he thinks he's a llama.”
― Holly Smale, Geek Girl

“Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...”
― Llama Queen

“There is nothin like a llama... well mabey an alpaca. But they'er kinda like trademarks of llamas...”
― Llama Queen

“And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.”
― Cassandra Clare, The Bane Chronicles

“Sus palabras eran el extintor de incendios que acababa de apagar una discreta llama: la historia que inconcientemente Francisca había comenzado a escribir en su cabeza.”
― Maria Fernanda Heredia, Hay palabras que los peces no entienden

“Llamas are cool”
― Amal Mathew Joshy

“Save your drama for a llama because Hollywood is miles and miles away!”
― Timothy Pina, Bullying Ben: How Benjamin Franklin Overcame Bullying