Loch Ness Monster Quotes

“Great, so now I’m the Loch Ness Monster. ", Celestra Caine, FADE by Kailin Gow”
― Kailin Gow, Fade

“You do know that I can’t just will mythical beings into existence, right?”
“Not with that attitude, you can’t.”
― Jacqueline E. Smith, Lost Souls

“More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was the holiest to our Creator, who, for all our murderous efforts, most likely despises the lot of us.”
― Steve Alten, The Loch

“We’ll actually be staying several nights in Dunadhar Castle but one night, we’re going to be camping out at Loch Ness, just to see if we can catch a glimpse of Nessie.”
“Branching out, huh?” Mikey asked.
“Don’t tell me you’re not a believer, Mikey.”
“In a massive sea dragon?”
Luke sighed.
Everyone's a skeptic.”
― Jacqueline E. Smith, Lost Souls

“God, can you imagine what discovering the Loch Ness Monster would do to Luke's ego?”
― Jacqueline E. Smith, Lost Souls

“Nessie cackles, tossing back her head of matted brunette locks, wildly beautiful even in a state of disarray.
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― K.V. Wilson, Guardian

“Nessie cackles, tossing back her head of matted brunette locks, wildly beautiful even in a state of disarray. "Thought ye could get rid of me, Nwyfre? You're a damned fool, boy. Forever I'm yours. Forever and beyond.”
― K.V. Wilson, Guardian

“These animals are not disputed but “hidden.” It is an optimistic mission statement. It would be quixotic to seek gremlins that exist no further than storybooks. Bigfoot exists, along with Nessie and the Jersey Devil. Their formal discovery will happen tomorrow, or next week at the latest, and won’t you feel silly when they are?”
― Thomm Quackenbush, Holidays with Bigfoot

“Inexplicable by Stewart Stafford

I ran into Bigfoot,
Or John Paul Yeti,
Told me of aliens,
Found by SETI.

E.T.s kidnapped me,
And I lost two hours,
Hurts to sit down now,
They never sent flowers.

Nessie gives the hump,
Or is it a boat’s wake?
So proud to be Scottish,
Bagpipes in the loch/lake.

© Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.”
― Stewart Stafford

“One of the ways you know if an adult has been broken by life is if they never laugh anymore. Principal Torres? That woman bellowed. I mean, she laughed like the Loch Ness monster would, if it existed.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Break the Universe

“On the way back, Columba made a little detour. From a mound above the monastery he blessed it and all the people who would in the future come to the island [Iona] for his sake. Then he returned to his cell, not to rest but to go on with his daily stint of copying the scriptures. He was working on the thirty-fourth psalm. He wrote steadily for a while, but when he got to the verse that says, They that seek the Lord shall not want any good thing, he put down his pen. It seemed a perfect place to stop.
"I think I can write no more," he said.”
― Eileen Dunlop, Tales of st Columba