Lols Quotes

“Hell if I know. I’m twenty-six, single, just signed a year lease on an apartment…” She touched her eyebrows with her fingertips. “Damn, why did I move back here?”
“Sorry.” I grimaced. “The job market isn’t as bad as it was. I’d give you a job if you really needed one.”
“Thanks. Not sure how good of a bouncer I would be.”
“Maybe hair holder for drunk girls.”
“Sounds great,” she said flatly then made a gagging sound.”
― Nicole Castro, The Disintegrated House

“They all perished. tragic deaths. sad parents. lawsuits.' Monica's words were met with stunned silence. ignoring the horrified looks on the student's faces, she shouted, 'Joking! We discovered that teens stand out far more than they blend in. they complain a lot, court high drama, and of course, there's their attitude.”
― Lisa Yee, A Royal Conundrum