Long Winded Quotes

“I'm only judging by his letters, but are you sure you want to marry a fellow who uses six words where one would do?”
― Elizabeth Cadell, The Friendly Air

“Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster AND easier for all parties if you just killed yourself?”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“I prose on with a facility that wearies you to death.”
― Marie Rabutin-Chantal De Sevigne, The Letters of Madame De Sevigne to Her Daughter and Friends