Lu Tze Quotes

“Lu-Tze?'

'Yes, lad?'

'I've got a question. Can you give me a straight answer?'

'What the hell is going on?'

Lu-Tze brushed the snow off a rock.

'Oh...', he said. 'One of the difficult questions.”
― Terry Pratchett;, Terry Pratchett Box

“I am Mr. White!', he said to the luckless new Auditor that had been brought before him, and shuddered with the astonishment of using that singular word and surviving. 'You cannot be Mr. White also. It would be a matter of confusion.'

'But we are running out of colours', said Mr. Violet, intervening.

'That cannot be the case', said Mr. White. ' There are an infinite number of colours.'

'But there are not that many names.' said Miss Taupe.

'That is not possible. A colour must have a name.'

'We can find only one hundred and three names for green before the colour becomes noticeably either blue or yellow', said Miss Crimson.

'But the shades are endless!'

'Nevertheless, the names are not.”
― Terry Pratchett, Terry Pratchett Box