Lulz Quotes

“The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all.”
― Clive Barker, Cabal

“Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.”
― Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up

“The knowledge that is suited to our situation and powers, the whole compass of moral, natural, and mathematical science, was neglected by the new Platonists; whilst they exhausted their strength in the verbal disputes of metaphysics, attempted to explore the secrets of the invisible world, and studied to reconcile Aristotle with Plato, on subjects of which both these philosophers were as ignorant as the rest of mankind.”
― Edward Gibbon, The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

“Fear and doubt bloated in his lower extremities and the gas from the created cloud steamed upward and into the recesses of his soul.”
― Gayne C Young

“Internet trolls get in the way of a popular opinion or a person’s good argument or take some aggressive action toward the general peace.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo