M A S H Quotes

“War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse.”
― Alan Alda

“Insanity is just a state of mind.”
― Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H

“War isn't hell. War is war, and Hell is hell, and of the two, war is a lot worse.”
― Captain B. F. 'Hawkeye' Peirce, M*A*S*H

“My kidneys were expecting orange juice. Silly kidneys.”
― Alan Alda

“War isn't hell. War is war, and Hell is hell, and not the two, war is a lot worse.”
― Captain B. F. 'Hawkeye' Peirce, M*A*S*H