Made Me Giggle Quotes

“Running had never been her friend, and running fast, she believed, was her mortal enemy.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“I'm afraid I was buried in thought.
Yes, and I'm sure it was a shallow grave.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“Students also learned that a person is more likely to have a lethal accident in their bathroom tan a commercial flight, causing Chubby Terhune to believe that the bathroom on an airplane must be the most dangerous place in the universe.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“Apparently the kitchen is to be commended for their successful use of fire.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“I have never, nor will I ever, sparkel in the sun.”
― Deborah Harkness, Shadow of Night

“*yawns* Mornin, Cherry”
― Valentine - You're Next

“I would hate for you to be responssible for my untimely demise”
― Ava Reid, A Study in Drowning

“And could you shoot yourself?”
― Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment

“Crazy bitch? Oh no, honey, I’m an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo. But all the same, I think it’s best that you don’t come at me again until you’ve at least learned how to wipe your ass.”
― Suzanne Wright