Mallard Quotes

“A male mallard has a head as green as a golf course in spring. The only difference is I'd never try to get a hole in one.”
― Jarod Kintz, One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

“Pools are duck ponds for people. I swim like a mallard in flight.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.