Mallrats Quotes

“BRODIE:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.”
― Kevin Smith, Mallrats

“Brodie Bruce:

I LOVE THE SMELL OF COMMERCE IN THE MORNING!”
― Kevin Smith

“Brodie Bruce:

You're gonna listen to me? To something I said!? Jesus, man, haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? I mean half the time I'm just talking out of my ass...or sticking my hand in it.”
― Kevin Smith