Married With Zombies Quotes

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Jesse Petersen
“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.”
Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies

Jesse Petersen
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.”
Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies

Jesse Petersen
“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.”
Jesse Petersen

Jesse Petersen
“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.”
Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies

Jesse Petersen
“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.”
Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies

Jesse Petersen
“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.”
Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies

Jesse Petersen
“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.”
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Jesse Petersen
“Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.”
Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies

Jesse Petersen
“Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!”
Jesse Petersen