Matthew Inman Quotes

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“If I am sedentary at a time when I have zero excuse for being sedentary, I call this "blerching.”
― Matthew Inman, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)

tags: exercising, humor, matthew-inman, running, the-oatmeal

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“Shut up and run.”
― Matthew Inman, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)

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“I grew up a fat kid, and in a way The Blerch is my former self. I run because I'm terrified of becoming that kid again.”
― Matthew Inman, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)

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“My feeding habits are like that of a trained circus animal: every time I do a trick, I get a reward.”
― Matthew Inman, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)

tags: diet, eating-habits, matthew-inman, running, the-oatmeal

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