Maxine Quotes

“Any messages for me?" Usually I got one or two, but mostly people who wanted my help preferred to talk in person.
"Yes. Hold on." She pulled out a handful of pink tickets and recited from memory, without checking the paper. "Seven forty-two a.m., Mr. Gasparian: I curse you. I curse your arms so they wither and die and fall off your body. I curse your eyeballs to explode. I curse your feet to swell until blue. I curse your spine to crack. I curse you. I curse you. I curse you.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

“Wipe your mouth,
there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.”
― John Wagner

“Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see Jesus.”
― Marjorie M. Liu, Darkness Calls

“If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!”
― John Wagner