Mayberry Quotes

“Were Trump born a woman he would never even have come close to earning the respect even of the idiots who respect him. The world rewards morons if the damage to their penis does not outweigh the damage to their brains.”
― Timothy Sexton, Misogyny in Mayberry: How Television’s Folksiest Town Warned of the MAGAts Among Us

“If Andy were ever to actually hire a competent deputy, it would put his own unfitness for the job of Sheriff in stark relief. Andy is too lazy to even fix his pant leg when it gets caught in in his boot. He’s too lazy to button his shirt and wear a tie. He’s too lazy to do proper filing and record keeping. And he’s too lazy to apply the law equally. He will drive all the way to Raleigh to humiliate the publisher who failed to pay his fine but does nothing to Rafe Hollister who fires bullets at not just him, but other people with him. He is a stupendously bad lawman who needs Barney to make himself look halfway competent.”
― Timothy Sexton, Misogyny in Mayberry