Meddling Kids Quotes

“Andy kicked her way in, moonlit and angerstruck, doors shattering the decoration behind as she shouted at the shocked furniture: “Blyton Summer Fucking Detective Club! Anybody home?” Kerri and Nate came to flank her right after, rifles aimed at the horrified haunted house. Tim scurried between them, promenaded across the hall, stopped by a decorative suit of armor, and peed on it.”
― Edgar Cantero, Meddling Kids

“Peter sat as powerless as an overwhelmed female character in a Victorian drama.”
― Edgar Cantero, Meddling Kids

“The remarkable thing now was emerging from the vortex, a thing for which no one had words and Nate was only able to punctuate with “Holy Satan’s crotch.”
― Edgar Cantero, Meddling Kids

“It was a totally Scooby-Doo moment. Except for the fact that my dog is sort of a reject, and we can't put Sally in jail. But we ARE meddling kids. You have to give us that.”
― Jim Benton, My Pants Are Haunted