Medical Procedures Quotes

“The study of medicine consists on the one hand in storing up in the mind an enormous number of facts, which are simply memorized without any real knowledge of their foundations, and on the other hand in learning practical skills, which have to be acquired on the principle “Don’t think, act!” Thus it is that, of all the professionals, the medical man has the least opportunity of developing the function of thinking.”
― C.G. Jung, Dreams

“you can't sue a tsunami ... [on zero alien Disclosure]”
― Andrew Hennessey

“There is no such thing as a minor operation. Any opening, incision, cut, gash or puncture in the human body not put there by God is a blasphemy and a major disaster.”
― Samuel Taylor, Sabrina Fair

“Doctors are taught to write expensive prescriptions and lots of them!”
― Steven Magee

“After she had been in the hospital for eight days,
my stepmom and I sat by the tall grass under the butterfly tree.

We had broken her out successfully from tubes and torment.
I was drinking gin at noon.

Going to the hospital is like going to the airport: Everyone does it.
It's best to make yourself flint and stir up the scary air.”
― Ada Limon, Sharks in the Rivers