Mercury Retrograde Quotes

“The waitress gave Dale the stink eye while collecting his discarded food and drink. While she performed the removal, Dale read the text on her shirt. I’VE MASTERED MY SHIT, SO IF WE’RE ARGUING DURING MERCURY RETROGRADE, YOU’RE THE ONE BEING A BITCH, NOT ME. I’M ENLIGHTENED, ASSHOLE.”
― Jasun Ether, The Beasts of Success

“Mercury retrograde doesn’t create the stuff, it just makes a bit of a mess of it.”
― Jodi Livon

“There's an increased domestic violence during Mercury Retrograde periods. My research findings show this.”
― Mitta Xinindlu

“My groundbreaking research shows that there's a spike in Domestic Violence during Mercury Retrograde. People can start observing this from as early as the pre-shadow period of the Mercury Retrograde event to its post-shadow phase. Planets never lie. Only people do.”
― Mitta Xinindlu