Michael Holden Quotes

“Just a fairly capable Facebook stalker. You're all lucky I'm not a serial killer.”
― Alice Oseman, Solitaire

“What are you? Gay, straight, all-around horny, what?”
“Er, straight?”
“And are you sure that you’re straight? Have you liked a boy before?”
I actually haven’t. Ever. This is because I have a very low opinion of most people.”
― Alice Oseman, Solitaire

“I don't think anyone deserves disaster. I think a lot of people wish for disaster because it's the only thing left with the power to turn heads.”
― Alice Oseman, Solitaire