Morgue Humor Quotes

“Hello Sim, dear," said Lady Hardcastle. "We've come to see your body."
Dr. Gosling laughed. "I say, that's rather forward of you, Em. I had no idea you felt that way.”
― T.E. Kinsey, An Assassination on the Agenda

“My ex was like Uncle Fester with a hard-on—glowing with dysfunction and always screwing the first spark he found in the psych ward. He told every broken woman she was his favorite, right before draining her like a dead battery.”
― D'los Ángeles