Mortician Quotes

“…Ten minutes later I pulled the van into the loading dock behind the hospital and removed my gurney. It was a bit of a farce to use a full-sized adult gurney for a few babies, but I didn’t think walking through the corridors with my arms filled with them was a particularly good plan either. I had an image of fumbling and dropping them, like a stressed out mom carrying too many grocery bags to avoid the extra trip in from the car.”
― Caitlin Doughty , Smoke Gets in Your Eyes & Other Lessons from the Crematory

“You can’t call yourself a mortician till you’ve slept in a casket.”
― W.H. Cameron, Crossroad