Mulch Diggums Quotes

“Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!”
― Eion Colfer

“It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; then you could marry him."

Mulch imitated shock. "Romance outside your species. Now THAT's disgusting. What kind of weirdo would kiss someone when they weren't even part of the same species?”
― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox