Murder She Wrote Quotes

“Monk worked on his remaining Intertect cases at his dining table while I tried to hone my detecting instincts by reading the Murder, She Wrote novel he bought in Mill Valley.
I can't say that I learned much about investigative procedure but I discovered that you should stay far away from Cabot Cove. That tiny New England village is deadlier than Beirut, South Central Los Angeles, and the darkest back alley in Juarez combined. Even though every killer eventually gets caught by Jessica Fletcher, I still wouldn't feel safe there. I'm surprised the old biddy walks around town unarmed.”
― Lee Goldberg, Mr. Monk and the Dirty Cop

“Branson is the Maine of Missouri. We don't have Murder, She Wrote, but we do have at least one killer writer.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories