My Life From Hell Quotes

“There's blind faith and then there's 'did you walk into a bus and suffer brain damages' faith!”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“My father toasted me mockingly with his glass. "Then eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you die."

"Next week," Hades interrupted.

Zeus glowered at him. "Yes, obviously, but I was using a metaphor."
"No," his brother replied. "You were paraphrasing. Badly.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“One wrong move and I'm sleeping with the fishes?"

Zeus' brow creased in confusion. "Why would you sleep in water?"

Hades looked at his brother like he was a moron. "It's The Godfather...Forget it.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“Tree cutting and yoga, who knew Bethany was so multi-talented.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“I want a life. Not an afterlife.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“Even if I win, what will my future hold? Can I put "saved world" on a college application? If I fulfil my destiny next week, where do I go from there? A Where Are They Now pity piece in some Greek god trash rag?”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“We're going to go sit and chat."
"Nice euphemism.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“Boys who slay monsters for their friends are dreamy.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“I'll have you know I am more than my six-pack.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“There is no crying in clubland.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell

“I'm just charmingly decorative.”
― Tellulah Darling, My Life From Hell