Neighbors From Hell Quotes

“Mr & Mrs Love by Stewart Stafford

The elephant in town remembered,
Mr & Mrs Love were stony pariahs,
Gossip branded them the greatest,
"See You Next Tuesdays" around.

They repeatedly bounced cheques,
Juggled their finances in tax havens,
Pledged charity money and reneged,
Refused to give gifts or Halloween candy.

Then the piper called for his payment,
It came on a day of more wrongdoing,
Served a hefty portion of just desserts,
With a surprise audit by Mr & Mrs IRS.

© Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved”
― Stewart Stafford

“I have had the unpleasant crazy neighbor experience and I will no longer buy a home with close neighbors.”
― Steven Magee