Nerd Joke Quotes

“Lily, the girl who’d talked back to the jock, said, “I want to get as far away
from my parents as possible. We’re like potassium and water.”
The other kids laughed and I said, “Huh?”
“If potassium comes into contact with water, it instantly combusts,” Lily
said slowly so if she was talking to a child.”
― Marta Acosta, The Shadow Girl of Birch Grove

“Oregon was discovered when someone followed the Oregon Trail right out to the end.”
― Richard Armour, It All Started with Columbus