Newly Single Quotes

“Lauren realizes right then that the prospect of being single—of recent events leading to a divorce and her being a single mother with child support checks and the like—scares her to death. Dating itself is such a frightening, vulnerable time period, no matter what the circumstances. It sucks, really. She doesn’t want to go through all that again.”
― Patrick Anderson Jr., Quarter Life Crisis

“I see the advantages to being newly single every day!”
― Steven Magee