Nightlight Quotes

“Germs contagious, contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!”
― Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“As soon as we were inside, Edwart's family rushed to greet me. What seemed like thirty people circled me, chattering away.
"Oh my god, you smell good."
"Good smell, good smell."
"(she really does smell good.)"
"do you mind if I put my nose right on you? Right on your arm?"
"More smelly smelly please."
"If I could destroy every part of my brain except the part that smelled your smell, I would do it. I would do it in a second."
"Let's go, Belle," Edwart whispered and grabbed my hand. We pushed through the ravenous vampires nad out the front door.
"So that went well!" I said outside in the U-HAUL. I sniffed my hair. I did smell good.
"No, no, that wasn't my house," Edwart said, starting the truck. "I don't even know those people! Sometimes I get addresses confused.”
― The Harvard Lampoon

“Lightning hides the colour of night”
― Munia Khan

“Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.”
― The Harvard Lampoon

“Many people are trying hard to be invincible, and most of the time they fail invisible, while few find their spotlight. But the remarkable person is one, who can be both invincible and invisible at the same time.”
― Anthony Liccione

“Germs contagious, Contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“So all this time you thought I was a vampire?' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left.
'Sure,' I said, 'you know, the lion falls for the lamb...'
'What?'
'Sorry. It's easier for me if I explain things in animal terms.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that grew in my sinuses?”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody

“You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly.”
― The Harvard Lampoon

“If something in the dark isn't right, all you need is a little light!”
― Ellwyn Autumn, Kamyla Chung and the Creepy Crawlies

“when i was a little boy, i needed my speedracer nightlight plugged into its wall outlet next to the bed to keep me calm in the darkness, so i could relax and fall asleep...now as a grown man, i find that i am no different, just my nightlight is now a person”
― Bodhi Smith, Bodhi Simplique Impressionist Photography and Insights

“i had a dream of you last night, i was all alone in the desert, surrounded by darkness on a desolate playa, and then you came to me and gave me light, you were the moon...i knew it was you, for you were the brightest of all the heavenly bodies, and something of this sort of certainty come but once in a lifetime”
― Bodhi Smith, Bodhi Simplique Impressionist Photography and Insights

“(Jack) Hey Twiner, you still alive?
(Twiner) Yes.
(Jack) Ok, good. Just checking.
(Twiner) Hey Jack?
(Jack) Yes?
(Twiner) You still alive?”
― William Joyce

“Night is my time...am not a vampire but i am a Night Rider....!”
― Nadeem v Abdu

“step after step to find this frame in time, a nightlight illuminated me on this night, lighting me up and further helping me to continue to find my way, find meaning and discover my purpose, and my own light glowing inside me”
― Bodhi Smith, Bodhi Simplique Impressionist Photography and Insights

“laying together on a blanket under the night sky, i see my perfect nightlight just as the moon shines on her body, her soft skin glowing into my soul in effervescence”
― Bodhi Smith, Bodhi Simplique Impressionist Photography and Insights